The Four Horsemen [SPOILER ALERT FOR SUPERNATURAL]

Ever heard of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? I was watching Supernatural today (season 5 episode 19) and when..

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Gabriel died

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...I couldn't help but think about Gabriel's plan on stopping Lucifer. Aka, Mission Collect 4 Rings

Which means defeating the four horsemen.

Well, Sam and Dean already defeated Famine and War. And from the looks of it, Pestilence is next...

And ugh.

Pestilence.

Omg.

So gross...

*shivers* UGH THAT WAS SO... HNGOIJDSLKASJDBHKBS SO FREAKIN' GROSS.

He just-- just SNEEZED, like a BUTTLOAD OF BOOGERS on the cashier! AND, SLOBBERED HIS SNOTPOO ON EVERYTHINGGG.

EW. EW. EW. EWWW.

That's so freakin' bloody gross.

I bet the real Pestilence wouldn't do that... He'd probably just sneeze on people and spread the death disease...

But yah...

So, let's talk about the Four Horsemen.

There are, obviously four men who are

Famine

Pestilence

War

Death

These guys are literally gonna be the doom of humanity. It is believed that these guys will be released when the Apocalypse aka Lucifer downstairs breaking loose.

And we all know that once lovable Lucy is out of his cage, hell will rise and people will die.

Sad thought.

Moving on. So, what does these handsome and cuddly men do?

Well.

Famine here just loooooves to eat people. As in, their souls. Or our souls. A soul is a soul, so Famine doesn't care as long as he eats something. He's like...

Fat people eating twinkies, and not stopping. (No offense here)

Pestilence, my God, has this way of spreading the disease. As in, literally spreading it. I'm serious, this guy will sneeze all his boogers on you. I wouldn't be surprised if he looked like a sickly old man.

War is pretty self-explanatory. War causes (no duh) war between humans. However, since he's all might and powerful with that horse of his, he plays tricks with your mind. He'll mess up our minds and drive you into insanity, thinking the other party is not-so-innocent when they really are, and you gather a group and go human hunting.

*shivers* Well, ain't that a pleasant idea...?

Death is also pretty self-explanatory. Not in a 'oh-hey Grim Reaper, where's Billy and Mandy?' kind, but the 'holy crap it's death' kind. One zap and you're sent to heaven. Or hell. Or the purgatory.

I don't know. And I'd rather not know.

So, here I am. Watching my favorite show 'Supernatural' and waiting for the Winchester bros to kick Pestilence in the butt, and maybe have an extra pack of hand sanitizers...

Yuck...

----Purimaaa