Thursday, July 24, 2014

I'm Just Not A Good Girlfriend

In a way where I don't return my affections. I mean, I don't cheat or go bat-shit crazy. I just... Flat-out become the Queen.

Which is unfair because I unknowingly place my boyfriend in the servant aisle.

I should really stop that. That's not how relationships work. And I also have to stop boyfriend-zoning guys I've never talked to either!

Or well, I think its crush-zoning them first, and then after having a chat (more like a greeting ugh), I end up boyfriend-zoning them.

Like friend-zoning can go take a hike; my main problem is acting all flirty towards guys who don't have any intimite feelings for me.

Sheesh, I talk big but in truth I'm still a child.

Am I great or what? *eye roll*