Panda Hero [Lyrics]

Pipes mixed in with scrap, 'n' wheels rusted stuck; 
Here's a town of pictures, all running amok 
Needles sticking from a long-faded dartboard, 
And a knitted hand lying on home base 

If you're ever troubled, you know who to call, 
At watchtower field, arena for brawls 
There we find our black-and-white-and-amoral hero, 
Gripping to a metal bat, left-handed 

All we hear is noise, barked from a radio; 
See, a blinking-neon bunny girl 
What they're dealing in is some kind of opium 
Deeper inward, they're all gulping it down 

"I'll be taking one, that's my only request," 
All they can present's an apple, dried up 
Grumbling lamentably and going the motions 
Now, there's nowhere for any to run! 

Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
Smoking with steam, yes, there's riot in those eyes 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
Now up to bat, it's our pinch hitter 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
We have no doubts, that's our Panda Hero 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
So long to yesteryear's killer liner! 

Cannibalism's the only word that they'll say 
With singing androids, that's who they choose to play 
Well, of course we do despise them - yes, our one hero, 
But, of course we long to see them - come, our one hero! 

Cannibalism's the only word that they'll say 
With singing androids, that's who they choose to play 
Well, of course we do despise them - yes, our one hero, 
But, of course we long to see them - come, our one hero! 

Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
From third to shortstop, our aim is going wild 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
Now on the base, it's our pinch runner 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
To put it simply, we're two points behind 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
We've got a feeling that this just won't end well... 

Adorned with a bucket, a cat wails loud, 
One, oh yes, another has now been stricken out 
Now there's surely not a chance to turn this game's tables; 
Now, there's nowhere for any to run! 

Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
A peddling girl, glaring eyes so harsh and stark 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
Buzzers, a spider child, warning lights 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
We have no doubts, that's our Panda Hero 
Pa-pa-pa-lah, pa-pa-pa-la-pah 
So long to yesteryear's killer liner! 

Break to pieces, run the bases, smash the CRT! 

So long to yesteryear's killer liner!