Playing the 'Chase' Game

So. I saw him today. And since I was in a bad mood.

I ran away from him.

I saw him again.

I ran again.

...

Is it alittle too much that I'm having fun with this little game of chase?

(Well, he's not really chasing me, he just notices me running away. It's so stupid and pointless that I'm gasping out of air due to laughing so much)

Ouais

Ouais.

OUUUUAAAAIIIIISSSSS.


OUAAAAAAIIISSS.

OUAIS

:D

--pruima

(it's means yay in french lol I'm so proud of myself ;w;)

America x Reader [Fanfic]

...

This fanfiction.

Is the greatest fanfic ever.

Especially Hetalian Fangirls. Like me. BWAHAHAHA XD

I DID NOT MAKE THIS. THIS IS ORIGINALLY FROM DEVIANTART.COM.

CREDITS GO TO THE OWNER, IN WHICH I FORGOT HER/HIS NAME.

Warnings: Cursing, sexual... stuff, stereotypical stuff, and dying from laugher.
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It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawless, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptuous, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91,928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing. 

Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building which you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back. 

This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and immediately fall in love. 

"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!" 

He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous super saiyan physique because that would make you look too desperate and it's not like you were desperate at all because you're so hot that Jesus Christ had his second coming.

When he was close enough to you, he quickly regained his sturdy German seme composure and punched his penis repeatedly so it wouldn't spring out of his pants. However, one look into your immaculate, sparkling, dazzling eyes snapped his unbreakable Gestapo control and he screamed, "HOP ON MEIN SCHLONG!" As his mastadonic member tore through his lederhosen and punched Japan in the eye.

"DOSHITE!!?!" Japan shouts, cupping his now black eye. He then sees you standing there in your radiant glorious glory and totally forgets that he just got a face full of Germany's Bratwurst and dives into his Mitsubishi vehicle proceeding to drive as fast as he can towards you. 

"NANI?? My smarrt asian eyes make it so dificurt to see the road!" 

Japan crashes into a crowd of street performers but since he's Japanese, he karate jumped out of his vehicle before it exploded and did a cool martial artsy flip and landed next to you and Germany.

"NEIN!" shouts Germany as he steps between you and Japan who is already tearing of his kimono or whatever because he's soooo hot for you. "She is MEIN! We are in love!"

Japan wips out the katana he had sheathed up his rectum and points it at the angry Doichlander. 

"Me and (yourname)-san-chan-sama are destined for to being together! It was foretold in China's fortune cookie! DATTEBAYO!!!!" Just then China leaps into the scene armed with a deadly Hello Kitty embellished rifle. Japan and Germany gasp as China throws himself at your feet and begins stroking them affectionately.

"She have so small lotus feet! We must be wed!" Japan and Germany exchange angry but still very sexy and handsome expressions as they proceed to pull China away from you by his ponytail. You watch them wrestling in a big sweaty totally smexi man heap and yoink out your notebook writing down ideas for your next yaoi fanfiction. Just then, Russia comes charging down the street, pockets full of borscht!

"MY BEAUTIFUL YELDA!" he sings as he sweeps you into his big manly hunky Russian arms. 

"SACREBLEU! Unhand my woman, you filthy salope!" France shrieks as he flings croissants, expertly striking Russia in his eyes and uses his baget to stab the offending man in the butthole.

As the other nations fight to the death for your love Italy who was spinning spaghetti noticed you and cried tears of joy because his eyes had never beheld such a juicy ass. He jumped out of the 7th floor window of the building he was in and died. The friendly nation of Yakastonia witnessed this horrible tragedy and felt stricken with grief so he told himself a black joke to cheer up. 

"I say, that's a mighty fine behind! Fancy a shag?" Brittain asked as he lept from the trolly he was riding.

"Piss off, you blooming bar pot!" yelled England from the top of Big Ben.

"Silence, you pillock!" Brittain cried as he exposed his hairy chest.

All of the very sexy men began shedding their clothing and struggling to make it to you to claim you as their one and only number one super special awesome chocolatey fudge coated ultra rare 1st edition LOVE!

AMERICAAAAA

"What the hell is that?" Said Germany between punches

AMERICAAAAAAAAAAA

"AIYAA!!" screamed China in fear

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

The epic music began to play as America flew through the sky naked with a jetpack spewing napalm from his dong. The other nations scrambled for cover but it was too late because AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

They all were caught in the fiery deathsplosion.

America landed triumphantly in front of you as hamburgers and fries began raining from the sky. He swung his huge massive gigantic American penis and cleared the street of the dead bodies of everyone else who was not American. 

"I pledge allegiance TO DAT ASS!" 

Tears welled up in your eyes as more romantic and beautiful words have never been spoken to you. 

And in the end America wins because FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, FUCK YEAH!

Kuroko no Basket vs. KHR!

I wonder why I choose to read this manga, but it was probably because of Reborn.

Hell, both mangas/animes scream yaoiness.

I mean, look how many couples I already made:
Kuroko x Aomine
Kuroko x Kagami
Kuroko x Kise
Kuroko x Akashi
Kuroko x Murasakibara (...Well, Murasakibara did say he wanted to 'crush' Kuroko... until he realizes Kuroko's very fragile *shifty eyes*:DD)
Kuroko x Midorima (Very rare, but opposites do attract)
Kise x Aomine
and more to come... (too lazy to list them all out...)

And then KHR has like:
Tsuna x Hibari (2718)
Tsuna x Mukuro (2769)
Tsuna x Reborn (27R)
Tsuna x Dino (27D)
Tsuna x Lambo (27L, I honestly don't know Lambo's fan number yet, so yah)
Tsuna x Byakuran (27100)
Tsuna x Enma (2700)
Tsuna x Alaude (27A...? Does Alaude even have a fan number?)
Tsuna x Xanxus (2710, or, atleast I think so... maybe 27X?)
Tsuna x Collonello (Surprisingly, Tsuna tops in this one. I swear, there's a fanfiction on this)
Tsuna x Fon (There's a super cool fanfiction about them on fanfiction.net, the title has something with rain... I forgot.)
Tsuna x Basil (I suggest them being a challenge, considering they're both ukelicious, but Tsuna wins and Basil takes the top XD)
Tsuna x Verde (There's also a fanfiction story about this)
Tsuna x pretty much everyone that has a dick. There are also some girls, but *shoves Kyoko and Haru out the window* I don't see them anywhere...

And. SO. Who's the better uke? Tsuna or Kuroko?

...

I honestly think Tsuna is a cuter uke, but that's probably because I've read so many fanfictions, I've been influenced. But then, Kuroko is pretty ukelicious, too...

Y I NO BOY GOD?! ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

All right, I'm done for today.

CIao ciaoooo

---FujoshiPurima

Here's a funny pic of Kuroko and Kagami XDDD

Communication Styles

Hello to all of you blogging people and others who stalk me but never comments (I feel lonely here... lol)

I learned something today! (I learn something new everyday thought...)

Communication Styles

I really like Human Behaviors; it's fun, interesting, and it'll defiantly help me become a great detective when I grow up. From introverts and extroverts, from Maslow's theory. Everything just interest me and I feel happy/excited/holycow:O whenever I learn something from this class.

Today we learned about, as mentioned, communication styles. There are three types: Passive, Aggressive, and Assertive. There are also passive-aggressive (which are sneaky, manipulative people; basically a two-faced person).

Passive people are kinda like me. They're mostly introverted (extroverts can be passive sometimes, too!), and they just go with the flow. I keep imagining Castiel (from Supernatural and just so you know, I was talking about the tv show). HE'S JUST. SO. FREAKIN. CUTEEEE

*rambles on about Castiel's 'innocence'*

...and that voice! I mean, that voice. How on Earth can he be born with such a voice? He really is an angel, I say--

*get's smacked by a blogger*

HOLY CASS-- That hurted QoQ

*ahem*

Okay, back on topic. Basically, Passive people are people who are quiet, and they always follow a crowd. Whenever they face a decision, they would run away and avoid it at all cost; Passive people don't do well in conflicts or troublesome problems.

Aggressive people are a whole 'nother story. They're like the complete opposite of Passive people; in fact, they love Passive-type people. Aggressive people are, as it's title suggests, really mean people. I guess in simple words, excuse my language, a real 'bitch' (or a'dick' if he's a guy). My H.B. teacher talked about this one time where he had a conference with a boy in his class. Mr. Teacher said that the father's child wouldn't pay attention to class, and is always taking up the class's time. The father agrees whole-heartedly at once, nodding his head and agreeing. When the father and Mr. Teacher needed to talk to the boy, in which he was talking to another fellow teacher, the boy instantly looked away and ran up to another teacher to talk to, completely avoiding the father and Mr. Teacher.

And you know what happened?

The father letted him go. He didn't do a single thing. And Mr. Teacher was... upset. I know it's weird, but would you be upset when you see a friend being flat-out ignored by a family relative? The father was a passive person; he let's his son do what ever he wants, he let's his son walk all over him.

And the world knows that's not right.

And the son was an Aggressive type person. Defiantly, by the way he walks all over his father and not paying attention to class.

I'm glad Mr. Teacher is kinda Assertive. I mean, he's nice, yet mean. He has this boundary between teacher and student, and teacher and friend. He's not letting a student become too close to him. I kinda find that hurtful; my intentions on being friends it pretty clean and honest. It's usually the reason why I have a lot of friends, grownup or not.

Assertive people are what you might want to be. They're the type of people who puts the boundaries on a person, and have confidence in themselves(not too much; you'll probably end up being Aggressive). Basically, a well-rounded person.

Most people are usually Passive and Aggressive, but there are a fair amount of Assertive-type people also. So you should try striving for being Assertive, and maybe look back on your life using the info you learned.

And wao.

*takes a deep breath*

My goodness, I gave out another lecture. Ahaa, well I've given lectures worth an hour; maybe I should consider being a substitute teacher? Wouldn't that be a good experience.

Mahh, life is still young for me, I'll consider it once I grow up.

Ciaoooo

---Purima-sensei

Mirai Nikki

OTAY, so I mentioned it before that I've read, ketword: READ, the manga Mirai Nikki aka Future Diary. I'm pretty sure it's an anime, since I watched an episode.

I swear, Yuno Gasai is one hardcore yandere.

Times like these makes me wonder if there are real yandere people out there. I mean, I myself is a dandere, which is the type of girl that doesn't talk much and is all warm and bright to people they know they're not shy around. Yup.

Yandere: Cute on the outside, psychotic on the inside. Especially if they're in love.
Tsundere: Mean on the outside, cute on the in.
Dandere: Who's quiet on the outside, but spontaneously awesome on the in.

So. Yay. My japanese vocabulary is improving!

Oh, so now Carrot is  reading Mirai Nikki, and is freaking out every 2 seconds because he thought Yuno was a mind reader. He'll understand one day.

One day.

*sighs*

Alright. So Mirai Nikki is insane yet interesting and kinda... realistic (like as in, it could happen, but not really). Not sure about Higurashi. I'll check it out later.

And hopefully won't puke my guts out.

Oh, here's a picture for you:

---- Nikki Purima!