Derping in Earth/Space

Dechu. Anyone ever watched ‘Ebichu - The Housekeeping Hamster’?

I swear you will be amused. I highly recommend that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch this with you parents or any younger sibling. Wearing headphones is an option.

Derp.

Okay, I’ve been saying ‘Derp’ wayyyyy tooo much. I’m also extremely happy. How am I happy? I watched a documentary about what the world would be without a moon.

I know. It’s weird.

But-but-but-but-but- IT’S JUST SO COOL.

I mean, did you know our ocean currents are actually caused by the moon’s gravitational pull?  And-and-and-and- without our moon, HUGEEEE Tsunami’s will attack everywhere! Twice as huge at the tsunami’s that happens in Japan! About 70ft TALLER. HOLY CRAP WE COULD ALL DROWN AND BE MERPEOPLE. YES.

But I highly doubt that our moon will suddenly disappear. Although I can’t say that one day, our moon will disappear by some humongous asteroid or whatever that crashes into and knocks it out of it’s orbit with Earth. And then we’re screwed. Oh-ho--ho, we’re so screwed for life that not even Superman himself stop that dramatic change of a moon-less Earth.

Ah. I never felt so small in my life! I just had Earth/Space large group (imagine a collage class style. And I’m in high school. I knew this was a good school to go to, they’re already preparing me for collage!). And we watched this video where our teachers sang the ‘Big Band Theory’ theme song, literally making the music video. I think this is one of the most interesting videos I’ve ever witness. Sadly it’s not on youtube :/

I'm done. Ciaooo

---MERMAID PURIMA

Earth/Space Test

*flips a table*

ARGGGGG!!  I'M SO FREKAIN PISS! WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT? I KNEW A SUPERNOVA, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THE NEUTRON STAR! YARRRGGGG!!

*flips another table* D:<

...

*calms down*

Alright. Sorry 'bout that. Just had an essay test for Earth/Space class.

And I messed up on it. Well, at least not completely. But still.

Okay, so I was suppose to right a short essay on how a star life went and how it ended as a Black hole. Kinda like explaining the sequence. SO, I wrote down that after the star becomes a Nebula, it becomes a Protostar, where the cloud of dust and gas start forming into a ball because of the gravity that pulls them in and forms a ball that is kept together by gravity. After a while, heat comes from gravity (Nuclear Fusion here derp) and the star goes into it's Main Sequence, where it spends most of it's existence here. When Mr. Star is on his deathbed, he could either becomes a Red Giant or a Super Red Giant. The only difference between the two is that the Super Red Giant has more mass than the other, hence 'Super' Red Giant. When a Mr. Star becomes a Super Red Giant...

It becomes a freakin' Supernova. 

NOT A SUPERNOVA AND/OR BLACK HOLE. 

*flips a table*

THAT'S THE PART OF THE ESSAY I SCREWED UP. GAHHHHH! I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF!

A SUPER RED GIANT becomes a FREAKIN SUPERNOVA. Then, if the gravity is still too strong it becomes a BLACK FREAKIN HOLE.

I FORGOT THAT SUPERNOVA COMES FIRST, THEN THE SUPERNOVA CAN EITHER BECOME A FREKIN BLACK HOLE, OR A NEUTRON STAR. THAT'S IT. SO DAMN SIMPLE.

*Wails*

Why, God, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

-Upseted (and failing) Purima :(

Earth/Space Science

Dear Lord help me ace this class, 'cause I always suck at  science. Which is ironic. Some people say that if you're good in math, then you're good in science and not in literature. Oh-ho. How wrong they are. I currently have a D in Earth/Space Science. Probably because I don't understand the topic very well. I admit, I'm stupid and slow. I prefer things being broken down, but I'm guessing this school is letting us do the work.

Don't get it? Here. Let's try this. Imagine a pond of dirty water. It's brown and muddy, and you wouldn't even dare step in unless you were the type of person to get down and dirty(Not that kind of way). But you've heard that at the bottom of this pond, there are things you have always wanted: Either it be your dreams of becoming famous, to being fairly-well knowledgable about the world(And even having the chance of becoming smarter than your parents). You, obviously, want to reach that goal, but you can't unless you understand how to reach the bottom without drowning like a cat. This is where the teachers come in. The teach you how to swim. But only on the surface of the water. Like doing butterfly strokes or whaterevers. They don't teach you how to dive underwater to retrieved the treasure. No, they just let you know what to do on the surface. And then they expect you to understand how to dive in the water as if you already knew it all along.

'Excuse me, but aren't you gonna teach me how to dive?' I guess not. Seeing as how I don't understand very well. Usually teachers would lead you the way to success on step at a time. Well, not this school.

'You're on your own, kid.' Guess I better start learning how to dive in the subject myself if no one is gonna help me. I don't blame them. In this world, they are many successful people, and yet they never once thank the teachers/staff/families/friends that helped them along the way. Despite being that you are the one that personally reached your goal, just know that you couldn't do it completely by yourself(I don't think this applies to everyone, just most people in general).

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Ha, we just had a little journey moment there, eh? :D The works of my mind is so weird. It's fine if you don't understand it. You'll just have to dive in there on your own. :P

CIAO~!
-SCIENTIFIC PRIMA BOSS- OUT!