Forensics

I just started my day, and, like 'normal', I'm thinking about pigs.

Whut. XD

In my Forensics class, we're on a unit with decomposition. Mr. Pig just so happens to be our test subject. What we're looking for is how long will the pig last outside; and it's pretty horrid outside since the weather here is always going back and forth. That's Nebraska for you. (=w=")

I wanna go back to my bed and sleep. It was so warm in my bed and outside is so cold and unwelcoming. ( ;3;) The world looks better when I'm in bed snoozing away XD

Don't Play With My Heart!

Dear Physiology class,

It would help me if you would stop prodding and poking my heart. I understand that it's for the name of science, but when you kids jab at my aorta and brachiocephalic vein with those sticks, it really hurts. Be gentle next time, or else I'll take my heart to rot with me.

Sincerely,
Mr. Pig

Swimming Class

Checklist: (Must be completed by this following Friday)

- A swimsuit (one-piece only; design does not matter)

- Goggles

- Towel

- Optional: T-shirt (cotton; short sleeved)

- Optional: Head cap or tie hair up

...

Alright.

Swimming classes, her I come ;A;

What It Takes to be in Healthy Living

Well.

What does it take to be in healthy living?

Surviving a wasp attack. That's wuht.

It was so freakin' hilarious! I never seen nor heard my teacher scream that loud, nor did I expected her to either. She's so... mature. Like, the type of teacher you'd can befriend with, and knows the difference between a student and a student-friend. She's the type of teacher that basically everyone likes.

So when you hear her scream, you did not expect it at all.

At first, I was looking around, wondering what's going on, while my other female classmates where screaming and backing away to the door. The guys, just like me, were looking around.

Until Mr. Wasp got out of hiding, and floated on top of our heads.

You have no idea how funny it was.

But good things have to end early, and someone killed poor Mr. Wasp and class ended.

Though, you gotta admit, it was pretty damn funny.

---purimaadesu!

The Female and Male Parts

I love how awkward my Healthy Living class can be. XD

Earth/Space Essay (ONCE MORE?!)

WHY. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

Why do I ALWAYS forget about this class!?

Ugh, I just remembered this morning that we had this Earth/Space essay thingy and I DID NOT study at all. Much less use the 3x5 card (I never really wrote anything on it; I forgot what to do with it in the first place).

I seriously need to study more in this class.

The way I remember things is by paying attention to class and it saves me a lot (except for the missing projects ehehehe...). So, there are times when I would have this flashback moment and remember things. Like there was this one time, my Earth Teacher would say, "Ha, well, when you get kids and they say why did the winds blow, tell them it's because the sun shines."

Ohmygodthatwassofreakinawesome.

Okay, I've been looking through the essay questions I missed, annnnnnndddd

I'm betting my grade will be between a C+ and a D-.

Cause I used them in the right place, like air pressure and formation of clouds, buuuuttt not how I explained them. I mean, seriously, I'm not the brightest tool in the shed, but man am I dumb.

Alright, time to watch the adorable Castiel moments on youtube or whatevers...

Ciao.

---Not-Really-Smart Purima